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behaviors of a jealous girl
She rummages through your mobile phone like a homeless person in a garbage can #jeverifiaisl hour
She makes your pockets like a police officer #jechercheunticketdemetro
She cries when you go to see your friends, as if she had just learned that you would never have erections again #relationshipgoals (behaviors of a jealous girl)
Ten times a day you have the right to the famous question “do you find me beautiful?” #jechangetouteslesheures
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behaviors of a jealous girl
When you have the misfortune to chat with a woman other than her, you still have the right to this question “you find her prettier than me” (NEVER ANSWER YES, NO MATTER THE TRUTH) #miroirmiroirmonbeaumiroir
She goes from laughter to tears for nonsense. Like you did not defend her in front of a friend, you smiled at a young lady, you got into a girl when leaving the subway #jevaispasbiendansmatete
She makes her head for three days if you had the misfortune to put your gaze on a bomb in the street #jesuislecentredumonde
She finds that you spend too much time on the phone with your mother #donnemoiplusdamoursinonjecrise (behaviors of a jealous girl)
She becomes hysterical when you go out in a box while she does it every weekend #jefaiscequejeveuxmaispastoi
His life falls apart when you take more than fifteen minutes to reply to his last SMS #genret asuneviesansmoi